Here’s a conversation I saved from October 7th between me and one of my best friends, Tom Cruz on AIM.

Even though a lot of folks don’t approve of Ed Hardy, I’ll give it to my boy Andy, he was rocking it before a lot of cats and retired it when everyone started sweating it. Plus, the one he was rocking was very tough. At least, he wasn’t rocking the skull hat like these unfashionable Dyckman guys we grew up with sometimes do. SMH.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Shouts to all my AIM conversation forefathers like James Watts, Sais, and others who inspired me to put up this convo.

(12:24:13 PM) DR STILLMATIC: This dude Charles Hamilton has a song called “Lacey Duvalle”
(12:25:05 PM) precise2103: For real Lol.
(12:27:37 PM) precise2103: How is it?
(12:27:54 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Its just dedicated to her – nothing special.
(12:28:05 PM) DR STILLMATIC: I guess that’s his favorite porn star.
(12:28:16 PM) precise2103: She is a work of art like the Sistine Chapel. I heard Pacman saw her at the airport a few weeks ago.
(12:28:20 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Oh word
(12:28:35 PM) precise2103: Yes and supposedly all those TSA cats were going buckwild. It shows you that no matter what guys say, they be watching that stuff.
(12:28:47 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Someone needs to do a song dedicated to Havana Ginger
(12:30:03 PM) precise2103: Lol. You love her like I love Kim Kardashian.
(12:30:05 PM) precise2103: She is a piece of work and her chest is as big (press start) as the Jets offensive line.
(12:30:36 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Si senor.
(12:30:58 PM) precise2103: There’s this broad called Anelle and a Brazilian broad called Darlene. Geez Louise. If I ever go to Brazil, I’m going with a camcorder asking people in the streets where I can find these girls. They be in those Justin Slayer films.
(12:31:02 PM) DR STILLMATIC: And Ice La Foxx has a crazy rear.
(12:31:03 PM) precise2103: Ice La Foxx is so serio
(12:31:08 PM) precise2103: Those women can have my PIN, Social, and 401K.
(12:31:19 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Hell Yeah
(12:31:37 PM) DR STILLMATIC: You imagine them working at a strip club for one night
(12:31:45 PM) precise2103: Awww man
(12:31:48 PM) precise2103: dont even say stuff like that
(12:31:50 PM) precise2103: Lol
(12:31:51 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Lol
(12:32:08 PM) precise2103: That event will leave kids in the ghetto’s of the Bronx and all across NYC starving for weeks.
(12:32:12 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Lol
(12:32:23 PM) precise2103: Obama gonna have to send out those tax checks quickly to help us folks if that event occurs at Sin City.
(12:32:38 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Obama would have to understand too
(12:32:38 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Lol
(12:33:01 PM) precise2103: Imagine Roxy, Ice, Darlene, Havana Ginger, Lacey Duvalle, and 10 broads from 145th and Broadway all the way up to Dyckman.
(12:33:10 PM) precise2103: It would be one of the biggest events ever.
(12:33:17 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Hell yeah!
(12:33:26 PM) DR STILLMATIC: That would start automatic riots
(12:33:48 PM) precise2103: Damn man, imagine the line at Sin City for that type of event. I might have to talk to our Dyckman connect in Sin City about pulling this off.
(12:34:04 PM) DR STILLMATIC: But u imagine the entrance fee
(12:34:05 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Lol
(12:36:12 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Obama must place more strip clubs in the us
(12:36:18 PM) precise2103: Lol
(12:36:33 PM) precise2103: Word. As a matter of fact, I’m not voting for him unless that’s a written policy in his campaign.
(12:36:49 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Its sad, but the world needs more liqour stores and strip clubs.
(12:37:23 PM) precise2103: Lol. Liquor and strip clubs do go together. The liquor stores have killed way too many people in our community so I can’t condone those establishments.
(12:37:35 PM) precise2103: But Strip Clubs change lives.
(12:37:46 PM) DR STILLMATIC: I agree. Its a life changing experience
(12:38:03 PM) DR STILLMATIC: I never thought strip clubs would be that addicting.
(12:38:29 PM) precise2103: It helped me contribute to numerous organizations. Like the one girl that told me she found out she had a brother the night before. I donated to “Find yourlonglostfamily.com” right away.
(12:39:01 PM) precise2103: These girls think they slick running these BS stories on cats to get a lap dance.
(12:40:07 PM) DR STILLMATIC: Sin City’s owner is the man. One day I wanna be just like him LOL.