Now listen… whatever I write here goes.

Read this slowly. I just want to make sure it all sinks in.

Here are the rules; I tell you what to think. Don’t argue with me now. This is best for all of us.

You do not think for yourself. I repeat, you do not think for yourself. You can go ahead and make you’re own decisions, but its better if you let me form them for you.

It takes time to think, and frankly, who really wants to do that? That’s why I’m here.

Today’s topic – who should it be? Well, who else but the President of the United States, Barack Obama; and his proposed overhaul of the U.S. Healthcare system.

I have all the facts on this issue. I did extensive research.

So here is what you’ve been waiting to hear…

If I tell you your grandmother will die as part of a death panel under President Obama’s Healthcare Plan, its because its the truth.

If I tell you 3/4 of the people opposing Universal Healthcare at these debates, haven’t read the legislation, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you “Obamacare” is the best thing to ever happen to this country, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you that Barack Obama is a racist, yet he was raised by white parents, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you Barack Obama ‘only’ cares about the interests of poor minorities, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you Barack Obama, and not George Bush, is responsible for this financial mess, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you ‘some’ white people at townhalls aren’t racist, yet they rip up a Rosa Parks or Obama poster held by a Black lady, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you racism, which was supposed to temper down with a Black President in office, is at its strongest point in years, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you Sonia Sotomayor is an unqualified, racist Latina judge, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you I have the birth certificate proving it, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you our President is a socialist, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you that ‘socialist’ is just a code word for nigger, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you our President’s main goal is to destroy this country, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you that the election was rigged by liberals, somehow, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you to give Barack time, I know things will turnaround, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you Healthcare won’t get passed, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you old, James Von Brunn killed a Black security guard in Washington D.C, because of his deep hate for people of different faiths and colors, I’m telling you the truth.

If I tell you Lee Harvey Oswald killed John F. Kennedy, I “might” be telling you the truth.

If I tell you James Earl Ray killed Martin Luther King, I ‘might’ be telling you the truth.

And lastly, if I tell you that this healthcare debate will end in our President dodging bullets; or some innocent bystander getting hurt, I’m telling you the truth.

And that last truth, is one that we don’t want to come to accept, but there’s a strong chance we’ll have to very soon.

And who’s fault will it be? Well, it can’t be me. It can’t be Beck or Maddow. We may tell you what to think, but at the end of the day, we don’t tell you what to do.

Or atleast, we think so…

*Obviously, most of the things I wrote here don’t reflect my real views. I was just mocking both sides of the media and the impact they have on people.*

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